January 2010
ANG PINOY AT ANG STARBUCKS (Saw this on Teentalk)
theparanoidbitch:
(dyamelle: mushathegreat:)
1. Only in the Philippines will you see people ditching the comfort of sipping a cup of Starbucks coffee inside the airconditioned store and preferring instead to sit outside and be soaked dry by the heat of the tropical sun. The reason? Kailangan makita ng friends/classmates/kakilala ko na nandito ako sa Starbucks! Magpapakasosyal na lang, e di...
littlemisshappy:
chrissslol:
Socially Awkward Situation #1: You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other guy just coughed, now you have to wait. Socially Awkward Situation #2: Someone calls in your direction. You raise your hand to wave. It turns out they weren’t calling you. You casually fake a head-scratch. It’s too late; everyone saw. Socially Awkward Situation #3: You sit down on...
CONVO WITH FAMILY :P
Mommy: How's you and boyfriend?
Me: o______O HOW? HOW? KUYAAAAAAAAAA!
Mommy: He, don't blame kuya, you left your phone open sa inbox. :p
Me: PRIVACY MOMMY, PRIVACYYYYYYYY!
Mommy: I'm your mommy, remember?
Me: Yes, eh naman :(
Mommy: I need to know. I wouldn't prevent you two. Since when?
Me: THIS IS AWKWARD, MOM.
Mommy: Just tell me, EVERYTHING.
Me: AWKWARD EH! BENTA
Mommy: JUST TELL ME!
Me: Okay, whatever.
Mommy: Don't use that tone with me, ano nga kase?
Me: JAN.21, 2010. Nung fieldtrip, sa 8 waves. Sa WAVE POOL. Weird no?
Mommy: And?
Me: What else do you need to know?
Mommy: I don't know. So, kasama mo pauwi? Hinatid ka?
Me: ALWAYS, SOMETIMES, NEVER. HAHAHAHA
Mommy: I want to meet him, TOMORROW.
DADDY: WHO'S THAT LUCKY LUCKY GUY MY DAUGHTHER'S DATING?
KUYA: WEH, DADDY! LUCKY? HE'S NOT LUCKY! IT'S BEEN WHAT, 8 DAYS? IMMA BET HINDI PA NIYA KILALA TONG SISTER KO. MAGSISISI SIYA!
Me: SHUT UP, KUYA! EPAL KA.
Mommy: Tell him to go here TOMORROW.
Daddy: TOMORROW!
Kuya: BUKAS! TOMORROW!
Me: BIGLAAN NAMAN EH.
Mommy: Okay, just try.
Daddy: HMMMMMM.
OKAY. HAHAHAHA, ANG KULIT LANG NILA.
I DON'T GET IT
WHAT’S WITH DOTA? HAHAHAHA. Super daming addict xD
